A Condition Known as WedHead

These are the things on my mind as we get closer to the wedding day:
1) Pant cuffs? Not so much.
2) French cuffs? Even worse.
3) The exchange rate is what again?
4) Can you swap out wedding rings later in life?
5) Who says women can’t make speeches in Scotland?
6) Who’s eager to spend 10 hours on a plane?
7) Is it wrong to ask for an iPhone as a wedding present?
8) David Lynch coffee is damn fine.
9) Whoever invented the windsor knot is a sadistic chump.
10) Happy thoughts. Happy thoughts. Planet Unicorn. I want to go to Planet Unicorn.
BLORG!