Vacation Update: Too. Many. Bargains.

I wish Century 21 the mega-store was as orderly as these young ladies at the realty company of the same name. This store is madness. I think every European on holiday, armed with a strong Euro and a lust for Dolce and Gabbana yellow knit wear, is spending their entire vacation at this place. Screw the Waterfalls, these folks want to shop. Of course I had to take something back the very next day, which is like realizing that you left your lightsaber holster outside the Rancor monster’s lair, you don’t wanna go back to that awful place, but you did barter for like twelve hours with a Jawa to get that sweet holster. So I ventured back, got jostled by a Hassidic family trying to find the shoe department, and made my way up to the third floor, only to be told that I could only get store credit. Store CREDIT? You mean I have to come back? Again? My only solace came from picturing the clerk’s red apron collapsing to the floor and the warm humming saber in my bionic hand…yeargh.