ManCation Update Day 1

So far, ManCation is WILD. Started in LA by scrubbing our stovetop grill thing with aluminum foil. Got a ride to Burbank’s Bob Hope Airport (the greatest lil’ port in the world) and saw none other than Mr. Wayne Newton. The original ManCation enthusiast! He got wanded and mouthed “Danke Shein” to the TSA agent. NICE MOVE, NEWTON! Then we saw Margaret Cho texting furiously near the awesomely named, Chezz Burger Chezz Burger, where I had a root beer float! Awwww….yeah MANFLOAT! Woman on plane misquotes the grating “Coldest summer I ever spent, no wait…” as we watch the fog roll in over SF. I grab some Cole Coffee and chill with Sally and give her my million dollar idea about pizza boxes – Pirforratzza! Head to SF, walk from Civic Center to Lower Haight. Still can’t find cat I’m supposed to be watching, but it’s eaten all the food and pooped in the sand box, so I guess it’s here. Or there’s an invisible silent midget whose ass is covered in sand. Ate a gigantic plate of Memphis Minnie’s BBQ Tri-Tip smothered in heaven sauce. Now just waiting out the evening by watching Frasier and then off to sleep. MANCATION RULZ!