Land of the Lost

Whee, living in a dark, alternate dimension sure is fun! So let me get this right, we have three candidates for president who do not believe in the “theory” of evolution (Huckabee, Brownback, and Tancredo) and the Creation Museum is about to open up on the ‘Nati-Kentucky border (right near my beloved Bobbie Mackey’s which will no doubt raise the price of the ghost tour in the basement- thanks creation freaks!). This is from the Museum’s website: “and they will discover how science actually confirms biblical history.” Oh Holly, we gotsta get back to our own time. DAMN SLEESTAKS!