We went to the tail end of Star Wars Con 30th Celebration thing last weekend. What’s sadder than 30,000 nerds wearing homemade lightsabers and padawan rat-tails? How about 25 nerds in an almost empty convention center. I’m not sure what the huge dude in the Jar-Jar latex mask and jedi cloak was supposed to be, but the asian imperial fighter operating the remote control R2-D2 was almost worth it. The most pathetic thing of all is that it prodded me into buying Star Wars Battlefront II. If you can play for a Wookie for two minutes, you should be able to play as a Wookie ALL minutes. RIGHT? AM I RIGHT?